Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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