everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
