do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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