OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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