i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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