even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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