? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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