Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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