whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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