Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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