Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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