He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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