i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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