Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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