New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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