Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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