I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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