When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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