so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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