I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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