i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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