Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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