Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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