I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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