her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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