Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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