His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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