Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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