I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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