"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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