Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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