I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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