i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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