If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
