It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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