some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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