yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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