I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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