I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
