They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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