Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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