Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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