she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
as a side note pls kill me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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