I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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