I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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