Pappa wants mamma naked
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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