google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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