when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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