Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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