They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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