Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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