Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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