we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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