Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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